famphic:

i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

(via tayjardateme)

dispersio:

Patrick: As a little kid I used to sleep in class and my mom took me to the doctor to see if there’s something wrong with me. I was just really lazy.
Pete: He’ll be like ‘your kid is diagnosed with laziness’
Patrick: “Your kid is a lazy son of a bitch”

This.

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

(via beingsnocean)

stonehxnds:

Don’t Lean On Me- The Amity Affliction
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